December 2011
10 posts
I now know the purpose of my life.
While someone is being hard to deal with, I must say “Looks like someone just finished a whole glass of ice cold bitch “.
Only then can I die in peace.
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If swears didn’t turn my stomach so, I would do a recording of my karkat headcanon. I’m afraid that if I used stand in words, it would come off as cheesy. All of the ones I hear make him sound too boyish (save for the ragequit guy of course). I could do some other trolls instead, I guess. You could guess where I would take karkat’s voice from there.
Some others are interesting and potentially funny.
But this one might be more creepy than anything else. This one went under the working title of “Blue Hat” but my sister, http://nugbees.tumblr.com , thought that “Blue Hat” could be replaced by certain other titles describing a specific item (You will understand why in a bit). In “Blue Hat”, a sketch show called “Blue Hat” hits the airwaves....
Some stories I think of are sad.
This one is about a facility where old and sick homeless people go to die. They get to spend their last days enjoying the luxuries that they never could have normally afforded. Upon checking in, they sign an agreement to surrender whatever is on their possession on the time of death to the facility. Anything they want saved must be sent to a family member on admittance. The story follows an...
I read from a post about a piece of fanart
where Mr. Rogers was actually Captain America or something and it got me thinking. What if there was a short super hero series about a hero who also runs a children’s show? I’m thinking that (s)he would be a super hero secretly so (s)he could help in a way that seemed a bit more concrete. But the (s)he slowly finds out that it’s just as important to inspire people to be good...
hey it would be crazy
hey it would be crazy if I started a cleaning company where I come into your house and “clean” your tables and shelves by knocking everything onto the floor. If there were any cups, I would knock those over as well and sloppily “mop” it up with my sleeves.
I would then offer a completely separate “carpet cleaning” service under a completely separate company...
hey what if
What if there was a movie where one building from every architectural movement came alive and started fighting each other giant robot style. Eventually, they go to space to fight the pyramids on Mars. This would all be the freemason’s fault of course.